June 9, 2011

Check-Up

This is an outsider's view of "Baughb Sanders".

He is  a pretty cool guy, never afraid to stand up for himself or his friends.  He may suck at Scrabble, but he always has something good to say.  His quest to find the right person before he gives it up may seem laughable at first, but as I have gotten to know him, I see that it is an admirable goal.  I hope he can keep it; Lord knows he has no shortage of potential suitors. :)

It's always fun to see him get excited about new software, a new song, or freak out when a moth flaps into the room.  Be warned, though, if you end up living with this man, you will probably have to play beekeeper or exterminator more than once!!  He has awesome goals (most involve living in some pretty awesome homes... ask him to show you.  He has pictures) and awesome energy.

I highly reccomend getting stuck in a hailstorm with him, or convincing him to be your DD.  Those always end up being awesome nights.  And he makes really, really tasty drinks.  Most involve vodka, but even taking shots with him can be a memorable (or in most cases, wish-you-could-remember-able) time.  There may be dance parties, Jenga, or Gretchen Weiners involved (not bad things).

Fair warning, he will kick your ASS at Super Smash Bros.  It can be fun to watch him nerd out with other closet-geeks.  Be sure to have a beer handy if you are the spectator, though... it can be like sitting through the third lord of the rings... :).

SO.... be his friend.  follow him on twitter.  come to his parties.  dress up as him on halloween (its easy to do this... be 7 feet tall and wear next to nothing!) But for God's sake, keep him away from moths.  You will thank me for that advice later.

And now here is what he has to say:

 Wow, Ryan, we've lived together for four days and we've already had this many adventures?!  I guess I do like to avoid moths and bees but I love softwarre updates and hailstorms.  I love throwing parties, and I really want to throw a few more. Nudity is totally allowed, preferred actually, and I'm so ready for it.  I hope I get a cute house next semester to throw a few more parties! Drunken jenga--let me make the drinks.  And Super Smash? An ultimate favorite. Now let's finish Mean Girls and down these drinks, roommate!

~Jason