August 4, 2010

Tonight

So as you all probably know, I just recently got a new car. A freakin sexy new car. You'd have to know me to see it. My car is still a virgin and I'm looking for applicants to break it in.

Application Process:
Penis? Y/N

We're good to go.

Also! I'm taking two friends to Loveland to join the parade march with PFLAG's float : ) Then we're gonna hang around for free beads and cowboy hats and the horse rating thing where they pin shit on cows and dogs. And corn.

Anyways I am horrible at stick shift and I haven't told anyone yet but I nearly die every time I drive to work. So driving to Loveland? Let's see how far we get. IT'S ADVENTURE TIME!