January 28, 2011

Wow

So I have like a billion tabs open in Opera.

And this is one of them. I always refresh this tab hoping a new post will appear. Like when I'm lonely and I refresh facebook again and again at 4am until I get something.

So, I'm just listening to indie, making pizza for me and a friend and I have been at FIRESTONE FOUR TIMES TODAY TO GET A FREAKING OIL CHANGE!

Granted, I love me some synthetic Firestone oil, but sometimes I feel like I'm putting all the work into this relationship.

Mike said they're busy, but I think Mike meant to say, "Hey thanks for coming, but sorry we're incompetent. Come back in three hours."

Bitch, I have a life. And/or a calculus class at that time!

So anyways, this is my failed attempt at reaching corporate to get a message across. Or at least a strongly-worded letter for the store manager. Ok really, I just got wasted and slept through my appointment this morning. GO COLLEGE!

January 15, 2011

Ring in the New Semester

So, craziest party EVER last night. A renewal of the half birthday party, where six months after your real birthday you have a get together where everyone parties half-naked.

Mutha fucka we had ladies in lace thongs and men rocking the Express. (I was one of those men.)

(Yes, one of THOOOOSE men.)

We don't have drapes here. Imagine how scarred the neighbors very well may have been last night at 3 AM.


Going to coffee ; ) Clean up the house for me, ok?